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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Doctors Have Been Saying Sugar Is Bad – But They Missed This - SciTechDaily
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No go.
How to watch Apple’s WWDC keynote with iOS 26 and more - 9to5Mac
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Apple updates design resources for iOS 26, iPadOS 26, and macOS Tahoe 26 - 9to5Mac
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the best AI recruiting tools and AI hiring software available today?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer
Still no good
So they tried
Unacceptable again!